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itsmemacleod:

want to know what turns me on?!? whispering your wifi password in my ear

budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

clestroying:

Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something