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lustere:

am i the only person that just wants to grow up and get a boyfriend and have my dream job and be all sophisticated

Friday, Aug 22   ( 2652, )

pip-pip-scooby-doo:

demonhunting:

kushstagram:

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty

WARNING THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS CATCALLING OR SAYING “HEY SEXY”, ETC.

THAT MAKES YOU A DBAG

Friday, Aug 22   ( 618950, )
Friday, Aug 22   ( 71712, )
Friday, Aug 22   ( 53283, )

find someone
who knows
you’re sad
just by the change
of tone in your
voice

be with someone
who loves the
feature that
you hate the most

fall in love with
someone who
looks at you and
knows they don’t
want anyone else

R’J

Friday, Aug 22   ( 501613, )

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

Friday, Aug 22   ( 355948, )
So I got an idea

mildlyalice:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

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and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

Friday, Aug 22   ( 164189, )

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

Friday, Aug 22   ( 368921, )
1,225%

That’s how much the price of college in America has increased over the past 4 decades

That is not a typo. 

(via bookoisseur)

Friday, Aug 22   ( 32681, )

rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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Friday, Aug 22   ( 62202, )

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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Friday, Aug 22   ( 262928, )

unthroning:

I really want someone. Someone who I can be myself around, completely silly or completely serious. A person who will laugh along at my stupidest jokes or hold me when I’m sad. A person to go out and walk around the city with, going wherever we please, or just stay at home with and watch movies all night. We’ll eat whatever we want and sleep whenever we want. Just be there for each other. Just someone to love.

Friday, Aug 22   ( 133202, )

breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

Friday, Aug 22   ( 283416, )
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nosdrinker:

is this a threat