thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

Thursday, Jul 31   ( 260145, )

spoopee:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives

Thursday, Jul 31   ( 89993, )

curvier:

my life:

  • in the morning, i can’t wake up
  • in the night, i can’t sleep
Thursday, Jul 31   ( 19476, )

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

image

Thursday, Jul 31   ( 208387, )

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

Thursday, Jul 31   ( 80204, )
Thursday, Jul 31   ( 5858, )

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

Thursday, Jul 31   ( 154906, )

frickin-plot-twist:

*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message* 

Thursday, Jul 31   ( 216243, )
J

fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

Thursday, Jul 31   ( 4845, )
Job interview
Thursday, Jul 31   ( 52266, )
J
disvalues:

°˖✧ more here ✧˖°
J

lost-asfuck:

My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

Thursday, Jul 31   ( 554626, )
Thursday, Jul 31   ( 96356, )